Kilkenny Cats:
There once were two cats in Kilkenny
Each thought there were one cat too many
So they fought and they fit
And they Scratch and they bit
Until instead of two Cats
There weren’t any!
The Butter Slip:
If you ever go to Kilkenny
Look for the Hole in the Wall
Where you get 24 eggs for a penny
And butter for nothing at all!
The Hole In The Wall:
If you ever go to Kilkenny
Look for the Hole in the Wall
Where you get Blind drunk for a penny
And Tipsy for nothing at all!!